The Chronovisor

Purpose
The Chronovisor is a machine of many functions, most of them hidden. Strangely, whilst many hidden features are known, the primary function eludes us. Based on the name it likely has something to do with time, but this is unconfirmed. It is implied that it was created by the company Hasbro; a toy company. This in turn implies that The Chronovisor itself may be a toy rather than the genuine article.

Hidden Features
There are a great deal of hidden features on The Chronovisor. Those that have been confirmed to have been discovered include being able to eat cursed clickbait while watching slow-burning churro porn, triangulation, parsing soap, and a 52k modem.

Source
https://www.facebook.com/botsofnewyork/posts/2441500769487015:0